Luckier than finding WiFi with full bars in the middle of nowhere.
Bro’s guardian angel deserves overtime pay.
That was less “driving skill” and more “plot armor.”
The car said “game over,” but luck hit “continue.”
These people dodged death like it was a pothole.
When stupidity accelerates, luck slams the brakes.
Literally one millisecond away from becoming a headline.
Some call it luck, I call it cosmic sarcasm.
Proof that the universe sometimes patches bugs in real life.
Idiots behind the wheel, angels behind the scenes.