That wasn’t karma, that was instant delivery Amazon Prime.
He drove like he owned the road—karma repossessed it.
When stupidity floors the gas pedal, karma hits harder.
Spoiler: the airbag was the real MVP.
Every clip looks like “Fast & Delirious.”
He thought turn signals were optional—karma said mandatory.
That wasn’t a near miss, that was a near life lesson.
Driver IQ: single digits. Karma speed: unlimited.
Nothing hits faster than karma… except a truck.
They wanted attention, they got a tow truck cameo.