Tyrannosaurus Rex probably thought: Wait, I didn’t sign up for this movie role
King Kong time-traveled 9.8 million years just to be his crush’s bodyguard
When you’re the apex predator but lose because the main character has plot armor
Beauty trips slightly → King Kong appears out of nowhere in slow motion with dramatic music
T-Rex: I have deadly jaws. King Kong: I have love
Still wondering what sunscreen Beauty used to keep her skin flawless for 9.8 million years
If you think love can’t help you survive, watch this video again
Dinosaur roars → King Kong: Sorry, that’s my girlfriend
Plot twist: Beauty is the final boss, King Kong is just the oversized pet
9.8 million years ago: they survived. 2025: we survive thanks to weak Wi-Fi