Road rage: investing 5 seconds of anger for a lifetime of regret
Bro fought the steering wheel harder than the other driver
That wasn’t a crash, that was stupidity cashing the bill
Spoiler: physics always collects the debt
He skipped therapy and booked a demolition derby instead
Insurance agents watching this like “business is booming”
Nothing cheaper than anger, nothing pricier than the crash
Bro picked a fight with traffic laws and lost instantly
The only trophy here is a broken bumper and an empty wallet
When stupidity drives, karma rides shotgun