That wasn’t luck, that was the universe saying “fine, one more chance”
Bro dodged death like he’s got extra lives in stock
Physics failed but miracles patched the update
He didn’t outsmart danger, danger just got bored
That guardian angel needs a raise and a retirement plan
Escaping that crash doesn’t make you skilled, just stubbornly alive
Death showed up, but GPS rerouted at the last second
Bro’s luck level is maxed out, IQ still loading
That wasn’t survival instinct, that was pure cosmic glitch
Another day, another idiot blessed with plot armor