Running from the cops with a Civic isn’t bravery, it’s comedy
That dude really thought his car was faster than a police radio
Spoiler: gas tanks empty, handcuffs don’t
High speed chase but zero brain cells on board
Bro tried GTA in real life and failed the first mission
The only thing he escaped was common sense
Police cars: 1, Ego on wheels: 0
Chasing freedom but catching jail time instead
Nothing ages you faster than blue lights in the rearview
Plot twist: the getaway plan was sponsored by stupidity