Bro Kong really said: “Not my girl, snake!”
That serpent pulled up like it owned the jungle
Beauty just there like: “Why me tho??”
Kong punching snakes is my new comfort show
Serpent: hiss — Kong: nah fam
This whole fight lowkey felt like WWE in the jungle
Beauty was the real MVP for not passing out
Kong’s roar had me turning down my volume
Snake really thought it had main character energy
If this was real life, I’d be running faster than Beauty