They don’t cheat death, they play poker with it and somehow win.
Luck level: unlocked “extra lives” DLC.
Death: “I had him!” — Luck: “Not today, buddy.”
Plot twist: their guardian angel is working overtime without overtime pay.
Bro just respawned IRL with zero loading screen.
Cheating death like pros, but amateurs at common sense.
Their luck stats are maxed out, intelligence still level 1.
Gravity tried, destiny failed.
These people don’t walk away, they speedrun survival.
Death must’ve hit “skip ad” on these ones.