That guy didn’t dodge death, death just took a smoke break.
Some people have guardian angels, others have overworked bodyguards.
Survived physics class with pure dumb luck.
Luckiest people alive, but also the reason insurance exists.
Imagine failing at work so bad you invent a new way to almost die.
This isn’t skill, it’s divine Wi-Fi connection.
Bro didn’t cheat death, he just lagged out of reality.
These fails are so dumb even gravity facepalmed.
Construction workers or professional stuntmen? Hard to tell.
Survived today, memes tomorrow.