When stupidity pays the bill, the price is always a tow truck.
Road rage: the fastest way to donate your car to the scrapyard.
They wanted a fight, but physics KO’d them first.
“Anger issues” meets “insurance issues.”
Every punch thrown = one more dent in the ego.
Stupidity isn’t free, it comes with airbags.
Bro thought he was in GTA… life chose “Game Over.”
This is not Fast & Furious, it’s Dumb & Delirious.
Karma doesn’t take long, it arrives at 120 km/h.
They bought a car, not a boxing ring.