Man i do NOT have the patience to be a cop. This lot are something else
“Call me a lawyer right now!” … “Okay, you’re a lawyer. Get in the car.” They missed a great comeback.
Oh my goodness, that golden retriever is a gem!!! Pointing his nose, like: "Boop, it’s there, mom!" Pure instant karma for the thief.
The last time I checked, my cruiser doesn’t say taxicab or ambulance—lmao, talk about instant karma for hitchhikers.
She really stood there and said, "You guys need to find me a place to live." The fact that someone not only married this woman but also procreated with her is mind-blowing—classic instant karma.
The crackheads overdose at the job orientation saved the nursing home from future theft investigations of the patient’s personal belongings—what an ironic instant karma.
"No one's bonding me out." I can't imagine why—you seem like such a lovely person who makes good choices and has lots of friends. That’s instant karma talking.
I feel bad for the hotel Karen’s dog. The police are not responsible for your living arrangements—guess that’s instant karma for her attitude.
One thing you hardly ever see happen to a Karen is them losing their voice. But when they do, it’s priceless—sweet instant karma.
There’s a difference between being strong and being so huge that even 4 strong men can’t lift you—sometimes nature delivers instant karma.