Heavy machinery in London is proper kit, massive stuff bruv.
In Dublin, heavy machinery rolls smoother than a pint of Guinness.
Heavy machinery in Glasgow is tough as Highland stone.
That heavy machinery in Belfast is dead on, solid as they come.
In Manchester, heavy machinery is graft, no shortcuts.
Heavy machinery in Liverpool makes more noise than the Kop on match day.
Heavy machinery in Cornwall is hard as the old tin mines.
In Newcastle, heavy machinery is canny strong, like.
Heavy machinery in Cardiff is tidy work, butt.
Heavy machinery in Yorkshire is as strong as a builder’s brew.