Some people were born with a “skip disaster” cheat code.
Luck level: professional, stupidity level: unmatched.
One second away from chaos, and they’re still sipping coffee.
Airbags called in sick—they didn’t need them.
Some people peak at surviving the impossible.
This is why we need slow-motion replays… for laughs and jaw drops.
Karma clearly took a day off.
Cheating disaster like it’s a hobby.
Instant regret avoided… somehow.
Some failures are so good, they deserve a standing ovation.