When you play chicken with a train, you only get fried
That horn wasn’t a warning—it was the soundtrack to regret
Physics + 200 tons of steel = instant reality check
Spoiler: the train never hits the brakes for stupidity
He thought he could beat the train… Darwin clapped
Crossing the tracks? More like crossing into natural selection
That car didn’t crash, it got rearranged by destiny
Even Superman wouldn’t try to race a train—why did he?
The crossing gate was waving “goodbye,” not “come through”
Trains don’t stop for egos—they flatten them