Heavy machinery in Manchester is “well sound, mate.”
In Glasgow, heavy machinery is tougher than whisky.
That heavy machinery in Belfast is “dead on, so it is.”
Heavy machinery in Dublin rolls smoother than a pint of Guinness.
In London, heavy machinery bangs louder than the Underground.
Heavy machinery in Newcastle is proper “canny strong.”
Heavy machinery in Liverpool works harder than dock lads.
In Cornwall, heavy machinery grinds granite like butter.
That heavy machinery in Wales is “tidy as, butt.”
Heavy machinery in Yorkshire is strong as proper brew tea.