Road rage: the fast track to regret
He floored it, karma floored him harder
From “tough guy” to tow truck customer
The airbag gave the final punchline
That wasn’t racing, that was free clown show
Anger pressed gas, physics pressed reset
Every horn here sounds like “Darwin Award”
From road rage to road rash instantly
The curb doesn’t care about your ego
Spoiler: the wall never loses