Dodged death like it was a traffic cone
That guardian angel deserves overtime pay
Physics said “game over,” luck said “not today”
From disaster to miracle in half a second
The reaper rage-quit this episode
Luck speedrunning survival mode again
That was less skill, more divine WiFi
They didn’t survive, they respawned in real life
From “oh no” to “how tho?” instantly
Cheating death on expert difficulty, unlocked