That turbulence had more drama than a soap opera
From smooth flight to rollercoaster real quick
The plane said: “I choose chaos today”
Passengers unlocking new levels of prayer
When gravity tries to cancel your vacation
That landing gear deserves hazard pay
Mother Nature loves jump scares at 30,000 ft
Pilot: calm. Passengers: internally screaming
From “please fasten seatbelts” to “hold my soul”
That wasn’t a flight, it was a survival test