That wasn’t luck—that was a physics bug.
Some people run on gas, these ones run on miracles.
Bro just swerved into God’s good graces.
That crash was sponsored by guardian angels.
When stupidity meets airbags but somehow walks away.
Even Final Destination missed this episode.
That wasn’t survival—that was a system glitch in reality.
The cars are totaled, but the drivers got plot armor.
Luckiest people alive? More like crash-proof NPCs.
They didn’t dodge the crash, they dodged destiny.