That wasn’t luck—that was a full cheat code.
Bro just unlocked “extra life” with zero skill points.
The car died, the driver respawned.
Even Final Destination got confused here.
Airbags deployed, but the brain never did.
When stupidity crashes, luck pays the bill.
That wasn’t survival, that was a glitch in physics.
295 chances to prove angels work overtime.
Luckiest people alive? More like luckiest insurance claims alive.
These idiots don’t drive cars—they drive guardian angels crazy.