Road rage: turning drivers into crash-test dummies since forever.
That wasn’t karma, that was a delivery with express shipping.
Bro swung at the airbag and lost.
They came for a fight, they left with a tow truck.
Instant regret, now streaming in 4K.
When stupidity floors the gas, karma floors harder.
That wasn’t a crash—it was an ego check.
Road rage: because therapy is cheaper but less dramatic.
Spoiler: anger doesn’t improve driving skills.
Another episode of “Guess who’s uninsured?”