That wasn’t karma, that was a same-day delivery.
Road rage: the only workout where airbags spot you.
Bro went from boss fight mode to respawn screen.
The steering wheel isn’t a joystick, champ.
Karma doesn’t signal, it collides.
Instant justice: now with free windshield cracks.
That wasn’t a turn, that was a teleport to failure.
They ordered fast & furious, got slow & ridiculous.
Road rage always comes with a crash subscription.
Some drivers really think stupidity has cruise control.