Road rage: the sport where nobody wins, but everyone crashes.
That’s not a fight, that’s free entertainment for the tow truck driver.
When stupidity pays, the currency is airbags.
Plot twist: anger management costs less than hospital bills.
Bro went from 0 to “insurance claim” real quick.
This is why seatbelts are cheaper than funerals.
Some people drive with emotions, others just drive into walls.
That wasn’t road rage—that was road revenge.
Instant karma: now in high-definition slow motion.
The price of stupidity? Payable in broken bumpers and bruised egos.