When 10,000 tons of steel says “no,” it means NO.
Spoiler: the train never loses.
Bro tried to race a locomotive—rest in pieces.
That wasn’t a crash, that was a physics lesson.
Some people think railroad crossings are suggestions.
The horn is the train politely saying: “Goodbye, fool.”
Darwin just subscribed to this channel.
Cars have airbags, trains have karma.
That wasn’t an accident—that was natural selection in HD.
You don’t beat a train; you join the highlight reel.