That wasn’t cruise control, that was chaos control.
When “self-driving” meets “self-destructing.”
Bro just activated the “insurance fraud” mode.
Machine: 1. Driver: 0. Road: destroyed.
That wasn’t autopilot—that was auto-panic.
When you trust the car more than your brain.
The road said “merge,” the car heard “purge.”
That’s not a feature, that’s a final destination demo.
Driver: “I got this.” Machine: “Hold my circuit.”
Technology isn’t dangerous… until you add stupidity.