Bro just unlocked the “extra life” DLC.
That wasn’t luck, that was a full system glitch.
Death knocked… they hit “decline call.”
Someone’s guardian angel needs a raise.
Plot twist: immortality comes with dumb decisions.
Luck speedrunning the impossible.
That wasn’t a near miss—that was a signed miracle.
Even Final Destination got confused here.
Physics looked away for 3 seconds, and they lived.
That person isn’t lucky—they’re straight up sponsored by the universe.