Road rage: the free trial for regret.
He wanted a fight, karma tagged in faster.
That punch landed softer than the airbag.
Every horn honk here screams “I left my brain at home.”
Nothing says “smart” like crashing AND swinging fists.
He challenged the car… the car won.
Instant karma came with no delivery fee.
When anger drives, stupidity steers.
That wasn’t a crash, that was a tantrum on wheels.
The only thing faster than the car was his bad decision.