That wasn’t cruise control, that was chaos control.
Self-driving? More like self-destructing.
When machines meet morons, disaster gets turbo mode.
Spoiler: autopilot can’t fix stupid.
“Unstoppable” is just code for “too late to brake.”
This is what happens when brains go offline before the engine.
Driver: 0, dashboard beeping: 1.
He trusted the machine, the machine trusted gravity.
Warning lights are not party decorations, bro.
Technology doesn’t glitch — drivers do.