Luck level: hacked the simulation.
They didn’t survive by skill, they survived by glitch.
That wasn’t quick reflexes — that was pure guardian angel Wi-Fi.
The universe said: “Not today, buddy.”
He just walked out of a crash like it was a movie stunt.
When karma takes the day off, luck takes over.
That guy skipped nine lives and went straight to bonus round.
Pure proof that destiny sometimes presses “undo.”
Not skill, not brains — just blind, stupid luck.
That miss was tighter than my monthly budget.