Road rage: the discount ticket to instant karma.
That crash was louder than his ego.
Spoiler: gravity and guardrails never lose.
The fight started in traffic but ended in the hospital.
When stupidity hits the gas, karma floors it too.
Congratulations, you just got rear-ended by destiny.
He thought he was tough until physics joined the fight.
That was less “driving” and more “donating the car to scrap metal.”
Airbags: the only ones winning these battles.
Nothing says “I’m smart” like throwing punches at a stoplight.