Road rage: turning traffic jams into boxing rings.
Congratulations, you just totaled your car and your pride.
That fight ended faster than his brake pads.
When fists fly faster than brain cells, chaos wins.
Spoiler: the airbag threw the hardest punch.
Road rage is just natural selection in slow motion.
He lost the fight, the car, and the insurance claim.
Physics doesn’t take sides, but it loves instant karma.
That wasn’t a crash, that was stupidity doing a stage dive.
Fighting in traffic: because crashing once wasn’t enough.