They paid full price for stupidity, no discounts given
Road rage: the express lane to regret
Two brains in neutral, both feet on the gas
The only thing faster than the car is their bad decision-making
This is not a race, it’s a demolition derby audition
Spoiler: pride costs more than car repairs
They turned “share the road” into “ruin the road”
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When ego drives, disaster is the GPS
They bought the ticket, now they’re in the crash