Luck: 100, common sense: still loading
Some people have nine lives… and they’re spending them fast
Guardian angels working overtime, no coffee breaks
Crashes so wild they deserve their own reality show
When stupidity floors the gas, luck slams the brakes
Physics tried to collect rent, luck paid the bill
Survived the crash, but not the embarrassment
The kind of luck you can’t buy, only borrow
From “Oh no!” to “How are they still alive?” in seconds
Life flashed before their eyes… and then asked for a sequel