Luck: 100, common sense: still buffering
They dodged death like it was on slow motion
Some people have nine lives… and a GoPro
The universe said “not today”
From “this is it” to “I’m still here” in seconds
Guardian angels pulling overtime shifts
Survived the moment, still processing the trauma
The kind of luck you can’t download or buy
Death missed the appointment, rescheduled for never
Escaped disaster so smoothly, it looked rehearsed