Funny how we turn an invasive species into profit, but still fail to restore native fish populations.
$10 million? And yet no one wants to eat it. Where’s all that fish really going?
Only in America can a pest become a paycheck.
So we created the problem, and now we’re cashing in on the cleanup? Convenient.
Turning garbage into gold — sounds great, until you ask what we’re really feeding people.
Let me guess: we export it, make money, and the ecosystem is still wrecked.
Now that it's profitable, maybe we’ll stop pretending we care about native species.
Capitalism wins again — even the unwanted fish get monetized.
The fish is unwanted, the industry is booming — but the rivers are still full of them. Success?
Sounds more like greenwashing with gills than real environmental progress.
So now we’re mass-harvesting them. What happens when we run out of the “unwanted”?
I bet the fish didn’t ask to be hated — but hey, at least it’s finally worth something.
Only took decades of destruction before someone figured out how to cash in.
This isn’t solving the problem, it’s monetizing the mess.
If carp are now worth $10 million, does that make them honorary citizens or just profitable invaders?